Tickled

Light touch, not soft touch.

Section 101 is taking place in room 101

‘Please Mr Bannall I must insist that you do not eat the feather, no nor insert it into any orifice, it is needed for the physiotherapy.’… “No Frau Pinnelig …please restrain the patient for a moment more and we will continue with the observation.”

Like a tidal wave charging through his consciousness Vernon realised that Nsansa had a therapy session underway, he remembered something vague about spinal injuries being tested by appraising genital sensitivity. To top it all by the sound of it she was being assessed by a senior member of staff. Vernon shuddered at his own incompetence and Nsansa’s probable annoyance. Better leave the country he thought.

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Information Post-dur

Mind the gap between the public and patronising nonsense

Section 67 is in the Zone, and standing well back

In the end a circuitous tour of London’s tube stations had to suffice.

Holborn seemed the poorest cousin of tube stations with its featureless tunnels and screen printed Roman columns on the platform walls. At least none of the stations were ‘Nanny Zones’ like the station at Heathrow. When he’d picked Nsansa up after her overseas aid to that many-mouthed family of hers, he’d been advised to get back off the train until a safety check had cleared it to depart. He’d also been advised patronisingly to stand three metres from the tracks for his own safety. When he’d finally got on, a poster had informed him on the train to take care as hot coffee burns when it spills. Dur!

take care as hot coffee burns when it spills

He sat on the underground train on his way back to the car, careful to avoid the eyes of his fellow passengers. Occasionally his surreptitious glances coincided with those of people taking a peek at him. When this happened he felt as if he had been caught with his hand in someone‘s handbag.

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Vernon was absorbed with the cold hard fact fact that Thailand was not in Africa.